Kitty in a blanket

When you eat out a woman’s pussy without removing her yoga pants.

“Dude, did you see that babe in the yoga pants? I would totally eat that kitty in a blanket.”

by Krackhormgiggles June 11, 2018

Blanket Leg Demon

A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.

It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?

"I'm hot."

"Just pull the blanket up."

"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."

"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.

Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?

by whittal's winkle picker November 6, 2011

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 25, 2024

pizza blanket

When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...

I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.

by Socks and box June 26, 2016

Pigs in the blanket

When a woman has a giant clit and labia

Pigs in the blanket

Man, my date last night gave me a pigs in a blanket

by Cyrus324 September 17, 2019

Spanish Blanket

A warm and embracing male who is willing to keep any 6/10 female warm in all circumstances.

“They call me the Spanish Blanket.” Have my kids immediately

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022