Jeremy Blanket

When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.

Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!

by partyboy123 December 3, 2021

Baby Blanket

The piece of clothing used to clean up cum after masturbating. example sock, tee shirt, old towel.

As i laid in bed masturbating i grabbed the baby blanket to cum in. After i came i cleaned up with the baby blanket and threw it in the laundry basket.

by GwarMachine March 5, 2020

Blanket Pig

Undercover cop, staying in safety of vehicle.

Guy 1: Man whys that guy staring at us?

Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.

by Killerfatmonkey October 6, 2010

B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)

All day spent on the couch generally not giving a f*ck about the world or interacting with the human race. Wrapped in a blanket, it's the ultimate chill day. Waisting your entire day watching TV, playing video games, watching movies, often times in your pajamas and not showered for the entire day. B.i.B usually occurres following a long work week, a night of heavy partying, or when your home sick.

Ex 1) You're hungover? Are we gonna see you later or are you B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)?

Ex 2) I had a f*cked week at work, I'm B.i.B all weekend...

Ex 3) I've got the cold from hell, I'm B.i.B with some hot & sour soup and Theraflu.

by T. Dub January 12, 2013

Blanket

The ideal thing to use to sleep

im going to go under my blanket and sleep

by THEGUUUUUUUUUYYYYYY October 9, 2022

Dog blanket

A fucking blanket with a dog having sex

Hey i have a dog blanket she says. Him oh cool

by Thicc nikka April 16, 2019

grid blanket

a blanket used by preppy 10 year olds on tiktok

hey emily, we should go get preppy grid blankets from the store!

by craft-122500 September 25, 2022