Cesar Augustus

Cesar Augustus was and to this day still is the master of all things great on not only this planet, but all of the 15 planets of our solar system if my research is corect.... This is the man that most men would love to be like. This is also the man most if not every woman invisions while having sex with another male, a regular mans penis is not capable of doing the things Cesar Augustus's penis is capable of doing to a vagina. Also known as the man.... 1) We pray to at night. 2) We dream of at night. and 3) That will wrap his 45'' flacid penis around our necks in our sleep if we do not comply with the following two rules.

Cody: Hey nick whatd you dream about last night??
Nick: Dude.... obviously i dreamt about.... him....
Cody: Dude if i tell you this dont tell anyone....
Nick: Okay
Cody: I dreamt about this chick sucki....

-Cody does not exist any more after failing to comply with rule number 2
Cesar Augustus knows all....

by Bicholas Nrady September 1, 2010

Augenloller

If somaeone in germany rolls(ger:rollen) his eyes(ger: augen)
and laughs out loud(lol) u call it an AUGENLOLLER.

german playa: cs?
german bitch: omg...arsch!*augenloller*

by Slim ThuGGer July 29, 2006

august 9

National suck a dick day

Today’s August 9th and u know what that means

by Caigeo October 13, 2019

augustana

a five guuy band wrote hit single BOSTON.music is alternative, indie, rock, whatever you want to call it.

boy 1: did you see augustana in concert lasst night?????
boy 2: duh. they rock, my socks.

by euniceee July 18, 2006

August 17th

The hottest person you may ever meet was born on August 17th. They’re charming, a little slow, and funny. If you meet someone born on August 17th, hold on to them.

Mia: so when’s your boyfriend’s birthday?
olivia: it’s August 17th!
Mia: wow you’re so lucky

by yeehawbuckarooo November 1, 2019

August 6

If you are born on August 6th your a prick, but really good with the girls

Are you born in August 6?
Yh,
So, how many girls have you had over the years

by Dont shag ur cousin (alabama) November 2, 2019

August

He might be a jerk sometimes but it's only when he feels threatened. He is actually very cool calm and collected intelligent and outgoing. He loves politics and talking about the future having ing dreams is important. He will always have your back and you can count on him when all else fails.

August is a bit weird but it's all a show he's awesome

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd May 21, 2020