Bob: hey see that guy over there. Carl: yeah his name is Alex I heard he took a shit on the floor. Don’t be his friend he might shit on you.
by Bobs ya uncle June 12, 2018
Get the Alexmug. He has a girthy long cock and everyone wants to suck it. He has a good personality and great humor. And has more girls than anyone.
Alex is very funny.
by Sksn de April 1, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Someone who has a scat fetish
by TheLynchMob906 July 6, 2020
Get the Alexmug. A person who shouldn't feel like they are nothing someone who is something.
Who is more than something.
Alex is loved, is needed, and is important.
And they shouldn't even consider the fact that they are worthless
You're all I think about that's how much you matter.
Who is more than something.
Alex is loved, is needed, and is important.
And they shouldn't even consider the fact that they are worthless
You're all I think about that's how much you matter.
by Shrek's Lover January 8, 2020
Get the Alexmug. He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.
Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
by smartfucker37 June 9, 2018
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a guy who gets very confused. He likes to assume a lot when he is unsure of something;usually assumes the bad. Alex tends to be clueless of situations and sticks to whatever he is feeling. If alex feels insecure or thinks something is wrong, he turns into a bratty piece of shit that everyone should stay far away from. Alex though, has a good side. Alex is always good natured, and always wants whats best for people, even if it isnt whats best for him. He cares deeply for people and sometimes shows it in odd ways. What matters most to alex is that the people he cares about are happy. CAUTION. Do not give alex drugs. He goes insane and loses touch with reality
by Professional P April 29, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex is one of the best people you will ever meet. He doesn’t trust easily but if you brake his trust you will never get it back. Alex is the sweetest guy ever and he definitely knows how to make you laugh. The most loyal and honest guy you’ll ever come across. He will be your best friend and the love of your life. You will never want to lose Alex.
by Ogleiymson October 25, 2017
Get the Alexmug.