Alberta snowstorm

An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.

Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?

Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.

by Kabouter Weasley August 5, 2012

albesa

A type of girl that's kind, sweet and childish. She has a lot of fantasy and likes to invent words. But if you go on her nerves she'll get petty. She's an undercover savage.

Hey there's Albesa, what a savage.

by Mack tima January 4, 2017

St. Albans Snickers

The act of stuffing at least 3 snickers bars into a person ass, walking downtown, then having your "date" eat them out of you (see Green Mountain Mustache)

Dude, we did a St. Albans Snickers last night, we walked down Bank St then back again, you shoulda seen R and C's Green Mountain Mustache!

by Dorkus Vermontus October 16, 2008

Fat Albert sex

Nasty, sloppy sex involving a fat guy who is just too comfortable with himself.

She couldn't believe she had to resort to Fat Albert sex but the pickings were slim at last call.

by Syed Hashmi December 25, 2007

Alberta

A piece of large fecal matter

I’m taking a big albertan, I just dropped a fat alberta

by Shit tickler January 31, 2018

albanians

Some pretty awsome people, usually have accents, they usually have many cousins, and are soccer fanatics.

Person 1: Man, those people are cool.
Person 2: Yeah, the Albanians.
Person 1: Wow, I wish I was that!

by az-albo June 17, 2009

Albuquerque

A shithole city full of intellectually retarded mainstream liberals. Literally 3/4 of the population is comprised of retarded pieces of trash trying to act trendy. The food is good and the cops won't arrest you just for having marijuana and a loaded firearm right next to each other in your glove box so this place definitely has those things going for it lol.

Albuquerque is exactly what Trump was talking about. An absolute shit hole.

by BicycleDay43 October 27, 2018