Because I'm better than you

What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.

Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.

by Yellow Cat December 15, 2014

thicker than hair on a dog's back

Dogs have so much hair that they have to shed it a couple of times a year.

Traffic in Atlanta is thicker than hair on a dog's back during rush hour.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

more degrees than a thermometer

An adjective describing someone who has achieved a ridiculous amount of university degrees.

Dr. Phil - I have more degrees than a thermometer but even as a country boy, I can tell that your family has shit the bed.

by Toilet896 January 22, 2016

Wetter than an otter's pocket

Your mare when she sees me. I am the ultimate horse chad and no mare can hold the fountain of lube when it sees me and realizes she is about to have a VERY good time with me. Her pussy is soaked and her clitoris jumps, as if she is in heat.

Your mare: *sees me*
Me: ah yep, she is unimaginably horny already, just as i expected, even wetter than an otter's pocket.

by gaygelding March 11, 2021

i less than three you

meaning i love you. comes from the IM symbol for a heart
<3 using the symbol for less than and the number three.

Kaitlin- Babz is the best friend anyone could have! she's so much better than you!!
Babz- Aw i less than three you Kaitlin!!

by babzie May 16, 2006

dumber than a sack of dirty underwear

Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.

Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

its bigger than black and white

a word used by lil baby Which stands for "a unified fight against racism"

"blm!!"

"ITS BIGGER THAN BLACK AND WHITE"

by zokoyxz June 29, 2023