Toilet896's definitions
Tumblr special snowflake: I am shy, bi and ready to cry
Imaginary reader: Please god NO! And how brave of you to say that you're bisexual and being shy on top of that!
Imaginary reader: Please god NO! And how brave of you to say that you're bisexual and being shy on top of that!
by Toilet896 July 31, 2016

A special snowflake is someone who thinks they're entitled to special treatment because of their feels rather than suffer any logical accountability. A clear indication of said feels and lack of accountability is when a special snowflake experiences the first of the 7 stages of grief over their diagnosis with Special Snowflake Syndrome. The wounded creature can then be seen angrily typing on Urban dictionary to define the term itself into literally Hitler using Illuminati confirmed level leaps of logic, no doubt munching on Doritos as well.
Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: I'm dumb? That's something only Hitler would say. nom nom
Reader: is your name compensating for something?
Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: Wait! Let me tell you about these triangular chips!
Reader: is your name compensating for something?
Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: Wait! Let me tell you about these triangular chips!
by Toilet896 March 9, 2017

A competitive series of duels, to determine the best-of-seven. When the majority of the duels is reached by winning them, four, they end. More lengthy than bo6 but more shorthy than bo8. More scientifically accurate in games that have duel as a game mode such as GunZ, sports/esports or competitions that have rules that prevent either party from having an unfair advantage.
Gamer 1: Launches several grenades into Gamer 2 and spams the emotes
Gamer 2: You have to spam to win
Gamer 1: I am just being lazy
Gamer 2: 1v1bo7
Gamer 1: No way
Gamer 2: I handed it to you to be able to prove it, but now look at what you've done
Gamer 1: Ok, fine
*they fight and Gamer 1 was victorious incidentally*
Gamer 2: You have to spam to win
Gamer 1: I am just being lazy
Gamer 2: 1v1bo7
Gamer 1: No way
Gamer 2: I handed it to you to be able to prove it, but now look at what you've done
Gamer 1: Ok, fine
*they fight and Gamer 1 was victorious incidentally*
by Toilet896 February 18, 2023

by Toilet896 January 28, 2016

Taken from the fact that the differences between snowflakes typically have no bearing on the situation at hand, a special snowflake is someone who thinks they're entitled to special treatment because of their feels rather than suffer any logical accountability. A clear indication of said feels and lack of accountability is when a special snowflake experiences the first of the 7 stages of grief over their diagnosis with Special Snowflake Syndrome. The wounded creature can then be seen angrily typing on social media to redefine the term itself in a sad attempt to fool the entire world but themselves. After ignoring snowflake facts, they will pretend that "special" only has one strawmanned context to end up in literally Hitler land, no doubt munching on Doritos as well.
Special Snowflake: 3+3 is 5. Disagree and you're Hitler *eats Dorito*
Bystander: 3+3 is 6
Special Snowflake: 6 million Jews!
Bystander: You are really devaluing the horrors of the Holocaust here.
Special Snowflake: *scuffs up Dorito* Hitler!
Bystander: 3+3 is 6
Special Snowflake: 6 million Jews!
Bystander: You are really devaluing the horrors of the Holocaust here.
Special Snowflake: *scuffs up Dorito* Hitler!
by Toilet896 December 11, 2017

Referencing the protagonist John Galt in Ayn Rand's novel "Atlas Shrugged" where the aforementioned and fellow business tycoons go on strike to "stop the motor of the world" which leads to the collapse of the socialist society (true collectivism would be like the Borg) portrayed in the novel.
Thus "Going Galt" implies to either not start or cease being productive as a response to socialism.
Thus "Going Galt" implies to either not start or cease being productive as a response to socialism.
by Toilet896 June 21, 2019

Dr. Phil - I have more degrees than a thermometer but even as a country boy, I can tell that your family has shit the bed.
by Toilet896 January 22, 2016
