je$u$

the exploitation of the supposed savior; this can be seen in the likes of Christian book stores, church offerings, and those fucking gay what would jesus do bracelets

I wish Jesus was here so I could make some money because I'm a stupid Jew.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle May 08, 2003

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Man U

The best football team in England also the biggest football stadium in the country excluding Wembley!

Man U, Theatre of Dreams, United Way, Manchester

by lucy66669 March 09, 2008

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if u are seeing this u will die soon

the word has been ruling in our galaxy for the last 70,607 years but it is time for that ruling era to end. and to end this we are going to make it fast. on sunday the 8th of july 2022. a meteor this galaxy has never seen will hit this planet. a rock witch is made from pure uranium and 2 single atoms at the core of it will wipe the earth in a matter of 0.0004 seconds at the co ordinates of 37.2431° N, 115.7930° W. only the best will survive. goodluck citezens of planet earth

if u are seeing this u will die soon means u are going to die. co ordinates are if u are seeing this u will die soon

by goodbye earth October 05, 2020

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U-haul

n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul.

I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.

by Kdubbie August 16, 2005

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U-turnt

The state of mind acquired upon participating in excessive amounts of substance abuse to the point of achieving and surpassing the wonderful feeling of being "turnt." Most often resulting in loss of memory of all activities from the previous night.

"Dude, I got so turnt yesterday night!"

"I was U-turnt (throws up gang sign because substance is still causing silly behavior) I woke up next to Pikachu and had a pokeball tattood across my face!"

by Poonslayer6969 June 14, 2013

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