astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: the highest you can get.

After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...

by Lalakett August 9, 2024

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tight pussy syndrome

A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.

*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.

by Meggiewithane November 7, 2023

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Pussy

Delicious dessert commonly stuffed with meat.
Should only be eaten or stuffed with consent.

“What do you want for dessert?”
“Oh I think you already know..” “you want pussy.. AGAIN?”

by Pussydominatr August 10, 2022

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Pussy

Something me and you will both never get. NON-EXISTING

John you never get pussy.

by WaterMelon_Muncher012 May 18, 2022

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Beat your pussy up

To bitch like you have a sandy pussy under you that needs to be patted out for sand.

"Stop beat your pussy up you screaming bitch."

by Fly Felix March 20, 2023

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A dude with no integrity that commits to something but always flakes out due to being pussy whipped. The pussy could belong to a whore or a good girl. It doesn’t matter a pussy whooped snowflake doesn’t know the difference!

This night is gonna be lit where’s Justin and Mike? Well they said they were game but you know they’re up some sluts ass! Yeah they’re pure breed Pussy Whooped Snowflakes!

by Lay Track Eat Ass October 8, 2018

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