middle of week weekend

A phenomenon in which school is closed for 2+ days in the middle of the week so it’s essentially a weekend in the middle of the week

I’m so glad school is closed for these past two days, it’s a middle of week weekend

by Purpstar615 March 2, 2023

Fuck The Owner Week

From December 21st to December 28th every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.

Hey, it's Fuck The Owner Week, let's harras the discord owner.

by Illust December 24, 2023

I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

by Eloise010 May 29, 2018

3 a week ultimatum

When a sexually frustrated person expresses to their partner that if the relationship can last any longer, they need to be intimate at least 3 times a week.

After months and months of the couple hardly ever having sex, Dan gave Jessica the 3 a week ultimatum to try to avoid him having to end the relationship.

by Ryan331 December 9, 2023

Whale week

When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.

Instead of shark week...

We came to Miami at the wrong time. What is it, whale week?

by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017

National Send Nudes Week

National Send Nudes Week is from the 20th of April to the 27th, send your partners or close friend nudes everyday for a week!

Friend 1: Hey! It’s National Send Nudes Week, we’ve got to send nudes to each other every day for one week So send some nudes.
Friend 2: Really? Send nudes.

by Swoooozy April 19, 2019

Freak week

the week during ovulation when a woman is especially aroused

Clear your schedule baby it’s freak week

by arella31 July 29, 2022