Mother Teresa’s mom

A person who loves helping others but do it better than mother Teresa because they’re not killing people and they’re not against abortion.

Person1: oh you’re such a mother Teresa

Person2: no i’m Mother Teresa’s mom

by 98depressed98 November 2, 2019

Three-angled threesome

When a male layes on his back and receives a BJ from one female whilst giving a RJ to a different female. Then said second female gives the first female a RJ as well this creating a triangle of oral sex.

"Dude, last night I was totally a part of a three-angled threesome!"

by Real_class December 18, 2014

treasure island

Derived from the movie "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story." Refers to the part where Steve the Pirate is told by Peter Lefure that he isn't a pirate and he then leaves the team. As he is walking down the Vegas Strip, two kids drive up to him in their car. They slow down and yell "GO BACK TO TREASURE ISLAND!" (he was dressed as a pirate hence the name Steve the Pirate and treausre island is a casino in Vegas) and proceed to throw a slurpee all over him.

Driver - Yo i see some hoodrats walking on the right side of the road
Passenger- Oh shit im gunna treasure island the fuck out of them....GO BACK TO TREASURE ISLAND ASSHOLES!!

by saslow25 February 15, 2010

Treasure Troll

An ugly or elderly woman wealthy enough to be seemingly attractive.

Guy 1 -"Dude, let's go to the bingo palace and pick us up a couple of treasure trolls."

Guy 2 - "No way dude, last time I got mauled by a leopold ! "

by Sparky347 July 21, 2011

evil threesome

Engaging in a monaja trois or (3 way) in which there are 2 guys and 1 girl... Basically the worst kind of a threesome you can have

Jake and I were over at Samantha's place last night and she was pretty horny, so we had an evil threesome, which was alright, but it would have been better if Jake had not been there...

by Rapscalions without inhibition May 29, 2008

Treasure

A game company responsible for many cult-status games, many of which involve shooting stuff.

Examples of Treasure's works include Gunstar Heroes, Radiant Silvergun, Sin and Punishment, and more recently, Ikaruga.

Random guy 1: "I just got Gunstar Heroes for the Wii's Virtual Console!
RG2: "Gunstar Heroes? What's that?"
RG1: "It's a run-and-gun shooter by Treasure. You know, kinda like Contra or Metal Slug."

by Raymoo November 1, 2007

treestump

A nickname for threesome that can be used in public when you don't want certain people to find out you are really a dirty, dirty whore.

The first night I met him, me and my girlfriend went back to his place for a treestump.

by canadianssuck April 9, 2004