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Potato Treatment

The treatment, often employed by an extremely beta individual used through online messaging which includes constantly ignoring the target, repeatedly responding with generic replies, going AFK randomly for hours at a time and randomly leaving mid-conversation. People who apply this treatment often contain traits such as acting emo or dis-attached, being lazy, having no motivation, sleeping all day and as stated before, being extremely beta.
"Hey, that extremely beta guy is giving me the potato treatment again.."
Potato Treatment by MegaToast July 13, 2015

Arizona-Kentucky Peace Treaty 

A cocktail made with Bourbon and Arizona Iced Tea.
The Arizona-Kentucky Peace Treaty is an awesome cocktail.

Seth Rich Emergency Treatment

Plan A is when the Contract Killers kill you on sight; Plan B is the backup. They will kill in hospital, while you are being treated for serious, but not fatal, injuries -aka the SETH RICH Emergency Treatment.
EMT: It's okay Ma'am, we are going to take good care of you.

Lady Driver: Ouch! What happened?
EMT: It looks like you are the victim of a hit and run. You'll be alright, once we get you to hospital, the Doc will fix you up real nice.
Lady Drive: (Dazed and confused) Hit and run car crash? I need to go to the hospital? Which Hospital? Where is my laptop and thumb drives!?
EMT: I don't know. DC Police were already on the scene when we arrived. I am sure you'll get them back. Relax. We are going to take you to DC General. It's the closest Trauma Centre.
Lady Driver: Noooooo. I don't want to go there!! They will give me the SETH RICH EMERGENCY TREATMENT! I'm as good as dead!!
EMT: (Smiling) Nonsense! You'll be right as rain in just a few.

theater sickness 

When you've ate so much junk food at the movies, you'll be in & out of the bathroom for the next 24 hours.
Popcorn, gummy bears, rasinets, sqwiggles, washed down with a 40oz soda - it all leads to theater sickness.

theater troll

a theater teacher who is generally power hungry and mean.
Arlie: shoot, acting class has become such a pest!
Olivia: what happened?
Arlie: nothing in particular, just the theater troll was unhappy with us for not learning our lines.

Threatogram 

A standard format letter sent to someone from a company (in the UK originally applied to a private parking company) demanding money and threatening all sort of legal action and dire consequences if not paid. The threats usually have no legal enforceability, and the letter is a scare tactics bluff.
"i got another threatogram for XYZ parking "

"Ignore them, they havent got a leg to stand on, and they cant take you to court, they have no evidence"
Threatogram by lincsyokel August 23, 2012