jizz and split

Alternate name I have for Kum and Go

"Let's go to the Jizz and Split for some gas and food."

by lwcalli13 May 20, 2008

Split Pea Soup

When a man peas into a bucket and then boils the pea and later pour it into a girl's vagina or mouth.

She didn't didn't want to have sex with me so I will punish her with some of my split pea soup!

by theboss37 March 9, 2011

asian banana split

Its where you fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her ass then you take a peeled banana and stick it in her ass, then you squirt a whole bottle of hersheys syrup in her ass and have her shit it out onto a plate. then eat it :D

KID: AWWWW BUT DAD I DONT WANT THE ASIAN BANANA SPLIT
DAD: FUCK YOU KID YOURE A DICK

by dustyzebramuff October 14, 2011

split decision

A term used to describe a person of mixed race. (mother is white, father is black etc)

Joey is a split decision

by easyrider October 2, 2007

splinter cell

A microscopic piece of glass invisible to the naked eye

i am a splinter cell (cannont been seen!)

by Jon G April 11, 2005

split

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

by stan April 12, 2006

split

To release flatulance from one's anus.

Omg shane, wtf did you just split ass???

by AwsomeAl January 3, 2008