tattie scone

using the phrase 'tattie scone' can be used in any situation/ argument

mary:: fuck up yer granny and mammy are oan the sex offenders list ya bairn

stacy:: naw there no ya fuckn tattie scone, but yer da is yer fkn nans cousins dug ya incest child

by SpiceBoyDefinitions June 16, 2018

nig scape

When a black person escapes from jail.

Yo! He just nig scape.

by Ass_Pounder October 24, 2018

Boiled scones

Scones that are boiled in grass water with essence of old grass fumes

Did you try the boiled scones? Charboiled?

by Memento V2 November 17, 2019

pooper scooper

When someone is doing a*** and the person who's a*** is being penetrated wants to shit they are a pooper scooper

Why'd you have to do a pooper scooper... I was so h****

by slangdangbangguy April 24, 2020

Two scooper

When someone can dish out hate but cannot get it back without complaining/being a baby about it; a two scooper can dish but can’t take it.

Person 1: that girls a total two scooper

Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt

by cumslut813 September 18, 2021

garden scapes

A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?

garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn

by Harald_Hardrada September 20, 2021

Booper Scooper

Booper scooper is someone who is a ghost and always eats food rather than doing something productive. Although booper scoopers are also people who tend to have many cans of dip and love nicotine and snort like a pig in a hick like nature.

You are such a booper scooper.

by Knifu November 11, 2021