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Horney teenager - "Hey I'm lifeless and watch porn every time my parents are out of the house. My friend told me about this website and the first thing I'm gonna look up is sex because just the thought of it makes my little dick hard. I hope there is pictures, because i'm never actually gonna see anything like this in my life!"

by Tnthousndfsts99 October 25, 2009

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i wanted to have sex so i told my girlfriend to meet me in the girls bathroom at 2. wen i got there she was there and we started making out with tongue. she ripped off my shirt revealing my rock hard 6 pack then she ripped off my pants and underwear revealing my rock hard 12 inch long 3 inch wide cock. she gave me a BJ while i stripped her revealing her 32 double D tits. after about 10 minutes a beautiful blond with 30 double D tits walked in and started to strip. she told me to eat her out. i gladly obliged. after 10 minutes i got up and fucked my girlfriend in pussy while she ate the blonde out. eventually i had to get some of the blonde and my gf switched roles with the blond and i eventually cummed and gave them both facials. then we left.

by awesomepguy January 07, 2012

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