Post Oak 

A baseball league full of rich, spoiled children who's parents buy helmets, uniforms, gloves, and bats for the entire team. A league that they are the best for some reason. also, the facilities are 20 million dollars and kids go do drugs there.

Post Oak player speaking to another

Post Oak player- "Dude so yesterday, my dad bought me 3 bats and 2 gloves at Barcelona. and i got this flat hat and im going to be boss and leave the sticker on the bill."

SBMSA kid- "hey guys u talking about baseball?

Post Oak KIds-" dude just get out of here. ur bat isnt even an Exo. and its a drop 8. WE use drop 3's because we're training for the pros. our fences are like 900 feeet and urs are like 5 feet. we have boss bass increasing speakers for music that we play between innings. the slowest pitcher only throws 70 mph. our team does work. urs doesn't. we threw curve balls in 2nd grade. we wear face masks because these pitchers throw heat. Here's how it works, punk: everyone on the North side of I-10 sucks at baseball. Everyone south of it rocks at baseball. ok? get it right fag."

SBMSA kid- "dude."

Post oak kids "dude, this kid's quick! hes got jokes! come on gang, let's go practice batting at baseball USA all weekend."

Post Oak by cheezoweezo March 13, 2011

post breakup wardrobe 

this is the outfit that one wears after having a big breakup with their boyfriend/girlfriend. most of the time the exboyfriend/girlfriend try to look damn krispy.

Kid Number 1: Have you seen Janelle today?

Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.

post breakup wardrobe by coolkidnumberone April 14, 2011

Post Dramatic Status Disorder 

a condition in teenagers and college students characterized by posting statuses on social networking websites directly after something dramatic happens in order to get attention from friends

Once the earthquake hit, the whole class got under their desks except for Stefani who tweeted it out to all her followers. Her Post Dramatic Status Disorder cost her life.

Post Dramatic Status Disorder by JaMarko November 25, 2011

post-toilet shit disorder 

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit

Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder

post-toilet shit disorder by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014

Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD) 

Post-dramatic sex disorder (PDSD) may develop after a person is exposed to one or more erotic encounters, such as a 3-way, being bound, spanked, gagged, hooded or overstimulated when having safe, enjoyable, life changing sex. The diagnosis may be given when a group of symptoms, such as stimulating recurring flashbacks, daydreaming or holding onto exciting memories of the event, and sexual arousal, continue for more than a month after the occurrence of the dramatic or erotic event. Most people having experienced a dramatic or erotic event will not develop PDSD. People who experience a major orgasm, are dominated, extorted or coerced into the encounter are more likely to develop PDSD, as opposed to people who experience vanilla sex or merely watch pornography.

Me: I keep dropping my phone . . . It's because of my sweaty palms.
Him: Why are your palms are all sweaty?
Me: It's Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD) from being spit-roasted by you and your friend last week.
Him: Oh, I meant to tell you . . . he is on his way.

Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD) by Pools Rule August 31, 2015

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, who goes by Post Malone (also known as Posty,Water Melon,Post-it Malone,Tattoo man,Bud Light King,etc) is a American Rapper,Songwriter and Record Producer. Every Song he makes is a different style and you can never expect what type of song he's gonna make next. He has more tattoos on him then the amount of money that you will ever make in your life.He has also mastered the art of looking homeless and being rich at the same time.

Guy 1 - "I want to be like Post Malone but I don't want to look homeless!
Guy 2 - "Wow."

Post Malone by LMxHorizon October 28, 2020

post-hiatus 

the era of Phish that began with the conclusion of their hiatus (10/00 - 12/02) and ended at Coventry (8/04).

Post-hiatus was nothing but misguided jam after misguided jam. The lyrics and composed parts were haggard at best. A phucking phlub phest pho sho.

post-hiatus by Col. Forbin November 25, 2005