We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.
by southphillyclout January 28, 2018
Get the Crisco Polemug. a guy or girl who is so obsessed with the way you look, they are constantly checking you out, to the point they could injure themselfs if they arn't paying attention to what they are doing
by nifty July 3, 2005
Get the pole walkermug. by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
Get the Pole sexmug. a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.
by use pi, bitch! October 23, 2008
Get the pole vacuummug. by ichitaraaa January 20, 2022
Get the built like a utility polemug. "Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."
by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020
Get the Icicle Polemug.