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Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.
Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
by Drew11766 September 4, 2008
mugGet the Gee Finger Pokingmug.

pinky poke

When Skyler's mom and Kathy poke each others privates with their pinkies
My mom and Kathy pinky poke each other
by pinky finger August 14, 2011
mugGet the pinky pokemug.

poop poking

When you are wiping your butt after a nice poop and your finger pokes through the toilet paper and gets covered in poo.
I got a poop poking today.
by coocoolovescookies August 16, 2018
mugGet the poop pokingmug.

Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night
by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018
mugGet the Poke and chokemug.

Pokity-poke

The action of using an index finger to press almost into something, but stopping just shy of actually making contact. It’s an almost poke...a pokity-poke.
John flinched because Paige gave him a pokity-poke over his belly.
by Pokeman12345678 January 20, 2019
mugGet the Pokity-pokemug.

Poke Ballin'

When you get so drunk you decide to smash your balls with a potato chip clamp at the same time screaming at your ex while face timing her.
by Robsh@rd September 1, 2020
mugGet the Poke Ballin'mug.

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