Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by anonymous March 4, 2023

taylor penguins

the penguin of the night that everyone hates and loves

I hate Taylor Penguins, but damn she's hilarious

by heh ehhe December 31, 2012

Parking Penguin

An obese lot lizzard.

Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.

by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024

Penguin Sled

Push down somebody down the stairs and use her/him as a sled

Y’all I used my brother as a Penguin Sled

by EEGYOLKAREA51ALIENASADISGUISE July 20, 2019

Penguin

The best thing ever and GOD. Penguins are better than you will ever be even though there flightless birds they can still fly. if you see a penguin admire it and RUN!

Penguin: @#$^%$#$%

You: AAHAHHAGAHAGHAGAHHAGHAGAHAGHAGHAGAH

by TheBowtiepenguin November 22, 2023

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

club penguin

Club Penguin- the game that I played on my old iPad when being young. It's a Disney game from the 2000s and shut down in 2017 like toontown shutting down in 2013. Club penguin island was bad, and but disney was trying to save fan-made recreations of the game.

club penguin

by JadenTheMoose March 6, 2023