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Fortnite Battle Pass

I just shit out my ass. I booted up my pc because I need myself to aquire that fortnite battlepass
by Badussy!!??!?!? March 25, 2022
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Naughty Free Pass

The six days of the year you can be naughty without risk of getting on Santa's naughty list. Santa only cares whether you've been naughty or nice *this year,* which means it only applies starting 1/1 and ending 12/25. From 12/26 thru 12/31, all behavior warranting placement on the naughty list is forgiven, giving you a Naughty Free Pass.
by Pialinist December 26, 2021
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Never Pass the Poop

1) A rule in which the nearest person must change a diaper at the time a keester cake is made.
Person A: "Wow, I think your baby just bust a sh*t. Can you change the diaper?"

Person B: "No. We never pass the poop. Here's the wipes to clean up that a$$ sneeze!"
by FANofUD August 17, 2010
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the gas we pass

the second greatest book ever written. its totally bitching
by daniel fucking lee September 26, 2006
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the play action pass

When you are having sex with a female and you spit on her back to make her think you just cummed. She will then turn around. You splooge in your hand and throw it in her face.
Sally got extremely pissed last night when I completed the third Play Action Pass of the evening.
by Josh Lea March 11, 2005
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Free nude pass

This coupon is for one nude only from anyone you can't say no or you don't love your mom
Jaime used his coupon on his gf. Free nude pass is the best
by Joe daddy left you November 30, 2019
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passing lane blindness

doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!

he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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