Crimson Whale Punch

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.

I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.

by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009

hat-in-da-punch

to ruin the moment or event

my mother walked in the party and put her hat-in-da-punch

by petitjermaine October 10, 2012

One Inch Punch

A devastating and extremely powerful strike from the fist that emanates from Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do. The fist strikes the target from only one inch away yet the punch can transfer an incredible force. See also JKD

I gave him a one inch punch and sent his ass flying

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

Birthday Punch

The act of running up to someone (usually a friend), and punching them (traditionally on their shoulder) on their birthday. Sometimes, when a person has many friends, they will all come up and get many punches in before they stop. Sometimes you can leave a bruise mark on them or you might cause them to cry.

“Bro we gave Him a birthday punch in the morning and he cried like a wuss. I know he was our friend but i didn’t know he would cry like that.”

by SCRU FACE March 18, 2019

Obama Nut Punch

The magical fluid one drinks to set aside the ability to rationally discuss politics when someone points out something Clinton did better than Barack Obama.

barackhead
obamanation

You know, Clinton has an amazing voting record for women's rights.

Response: Expletive laced rant in caps.

Dude. Whatever, you drank the Obama Nut Punch!

by tired of the cult February 10, 2008

city punch

water and sugar mixed to create a ghetto fabolous drink on a hot but broke afternoon

when you run out of cool aid or juice you can drink City Punch for a satisfying taste

by Young Isaac August 29, 2006

Tuskan Punch

Tuskan Punch: (noun) When engaging in sexual activity, a male clubs his partner with his penis, using it as a "Gaffi Stick," and sceams out the Tuskan Raider battle cry from Star Wars.

"I was hitting it doggy style when I pulled out and gave her a Tuskan Punch. AARRR ARR ARR ARR AAAARRRR!!!!!"

by Luke December 6, 2004