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Pleasant surprise

A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.

Most frequently the middle child.

See also: accident
Child: So did you always want two sons dad?

Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!
by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020
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pleasiness

Bearing great pleasure, with a hint of divinity.
"I'll have you know the pleasiness of these brownies far outweights the potency of their artery clogging."

"Where is Zac? It wont be the same level of pleasiness without him."
by dr duck March 1, 2021
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Pleasurary

The community of Pleasure Network uses this term in anticipation of February, which will be filled with Pleasure.
wen pleasurary?
by cdrkmsll January 14, 2023
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Piss Pleasantries

1. When one sees someone of at least moderate celebrity in the washroom and decides to talk to them. This can range from local newscasters to Hollywood celebrities. Usually one forgets that under normal circumstances they wouldn't pee right beside someone if they didn't have to, or that they could become the reason why the "celebrity" never goes to that place ever again.

2. When one is cornered in the bathroom by someone they don't know or like. These usually happen when one or both participants are inebriated.
Piss Pleasantries are only creepy if you don't know the person or are only vaguely acquainted with the person you are exchanging them with.

1. Fabian sees some guy from the third Terminator movie in the washroom at The Freehouse. Even though he's the only other person in the washroom, he chooses the urinal next to him.
Fabian: "Hey man, how're you liking Regina?"
Guy From Terminator 3: "Hnnnnnngh"

2. Annette: "Hey, what's your favourite color?"
Cheryl: "Get away from me, you drug addled bitch!"
by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad July 2, 2009
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The Flying Superman Fist of Pleasure

When the women is on the bed, legs open for delivery, and the male is on the furthest wall from the woman, the man will proceed to get into a "superman pose" with his head down and his hand in a fist. The man will now proceed to get a running start (at super human speed) and jump fist first into the female's WAP ( wet ass pussy). The deeper the better!
Did you hear Becky had to go to the hospital after David attempted the Flying Superman Fist of Pleasure
by 1001010000001 June 17, 2021
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butthole pleasures

Tonight i am going to give Anna some butthole pleasures
by danmanaf July 8, 2006
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skeezer pleaser

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.
What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!
by PMax October 14, 2008
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