mountaineer

Two men skilled at climbing mountains

"I'm a fully qualified mountaineer!"
"Both of you?"

by mrwishart July 12, 2020

The Mountjoy

When a girl pours pop rocks in her mouth, then proceeds to give you head.

If you want to try The Mountjoy, have her eat some Pop Rocks first!

by Jewbac November 26, 2007

Green Mountain Mustache

Being on the recieving end of a St. Albans Snickers

Dude, my face is so chocolately from that St. Albans Snickers, do I have a Green Mountain Mustache?

by Dorkus Vermontus October 15, 2008

Hall of the Mountain King

A famous classical piece written by Edvard Grieg. The song starts off with a gentle but catchy beat, but slowly speed up and intensifies. It gives you a sense of something spiraling out of control, escalating into chaos. Paired with the right clip, this song can produce a hilarious video.

"Hall of the Mountain King" played in my head during finals week, as I was overwhelmed with hours of homework and studying, my grades slowly spinning out of control.

by Sarcastic_Sarcasm January 31, 2017

Montagoon

A caucasian goon. a white thug who goons in every situation.

Me and my boy played basketball and he was a straight montagoon. he didnt miss a shot.

by Montagoon June 16, 2009

Montana Tree Stand

Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.

Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.

by Ginger Jason Bourne January 23, 2019

montassir

A guy who watch whatever dfuq in hell he got and stronger and smart

Montassir: fin kat skn
Noafel: f tunsia

by L5obz August 16, 2021