Lemon Farts

when you flatulate a large amount of yellow looking methane gasses from your rear that have a rather citrus-y smell.
Bro I beefed a lot of fat Lemon Farts the other day. I think I'm going to lay off the lemon meringue pie.
by axle69 April 21, 2021
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lemon pie

When a lesbian has dried up piss around her cunt.
You oughta wash your cunt Kirstie, that's one nasty lemon pie u got!
by Friday13 August 06, 2010
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lemon drop

After a woman swallows a mans cum, she saves it in her mouth and gives it back to him a half hour later when they are french kissing.
"my boyfriend used to love me because i swallowed...until i gave him the ol lemon drop."
by RawbM February 26, 2003
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lemon on wheels

(n.) A poorly manufactured car (american in nature, or with an american parent company usually) which has an engine too weak for the body, crap suspension, 11 seconds to sixty and 50-something mpg
Practically every Ford or GM, plus most of thier subsidiaries. Also, any Nissan Micra.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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Lemon Pledge

Something which is lacking in things that are lame, crap, poor or weak, and would be less so if more of it was applied.
"This sandwich needs more lemon pledge"

"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"

"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"

"We need more lemon pledge"
by munkeemanometal September 07, 2012
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Lemon Pledge

A person who constantly cleans off counter tops with any form of anti-bacterial solution for the purpose of killing boredom as well as germs and infestation.
Josh "we need more Lemon Pledge" Wray
by DrMeathammer January 25, 2010
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