Elf Hat

The small amount of feces (much often with a resemblence to a Hershey's kiss) one finds on the tip of their member after removing it from someone's anus.
Dude, I was bangin this chick the other day in the ass and I pulled out an elf hat!
by gr8thinkr February 25, 2011
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Ass Hat

a person so close to recycling themselves - shoving their head up their own ass- that they wear their ass as a hat.
by Pin January 04, 2005
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put a hat on it

This is another way of saying 'wear a condom'
if your going out tonight son with that slut from down the road make sure you put a hat on it ,she has had more shaft than a lift.
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
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Hat Trick

Achieving orgasm in each orifice of your girlfriend/wife/wife's sister, during sex.
by Favilicious April 03, 2003
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soggy hat

A use condom , that sits on a man’s head.
That man has a soggy hat on! And he’s running around Seattle naked!
by Kingcorrupt May 02, 2023
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Pirates hat

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach
by Fudgeon2 June 07, 2018
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Hat Man

A man who spends his life satisfying everyone's sexual fantasies
"It is I the Hat Man here to eat your bones."
by tinygamercock April 06, 2021
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