The Grass Ain’t Greener

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

by E-lA September 5, 2023

Grass

A form of toxins so infectious and dangerous that touching just one blade can cause even the most extreme no life to become athletic. WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH

After 9 hours of League of Legends Jimmy touched grass and became fit.

by anonymous September 19, 2023

Grass

A term or idea invented by 'outdoorsmen' to get truly epic gamers to give up their grind.

'Hey try hard, go touch grass.'

by 3PIKC gaemr July 4, 2023

Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023

Grass

that green shit people always tellin you to touch

go touch some grass

by the fresh king of bel air July 13, 2023

Swamp grass

When a dick cums on a hairy pussy

When Johnny pulled out and blew his load…Dixie’s bagina looked like swamp grass

by Dr. Tickfinder July 27, 2023

grass

something you should touch

A: wow i think i might be a they/them

B: go touch some grass

by marvellous*may August 1, 2023