the flash

the fastest man alive how the camera man keeps up I'm not sure

the flash can win any race

by ires west allen April 30, 2022

Flash train-logic

The concieved notion that you can accomplish anything, simply because it is required of you in that moment. Even if you have no background of doing this or there's been no setup for you being able to do this in the past.
Basically a lousy way to explain away a Deus Ex Machina.

As seen on the Flash:
The Flash somehow manages to get a train to vibrate at the same speed he is, so that the train goes through some rubble in the road.
Later:
Kid Flash: "How did you do that?"
Flash: "Because I had to."
Me, watching the show: That's some Flash train-logic right there!"

by BoxerJoe June 2, 2017

Flash-flight

1. Flashing someone and running away as fast as you can

2. Flashing a light or laser pointer in someone's eye and running away as fast as you can

Tim: Dude, I pulled the old Flash-Flight on John.
Fred: Seems kinda gay to me
Tim: Not that kind of Flash-Flight
Fred: Sure.

by GreedyAnimal July 11, 2019

Flashing the Dan

A variant on the texas lawnmower whereby you rip your shirt off at the same time.

Honey I fancy flashing the dan tonight

by Zebraman77 July 2, 2019

FLASH MISSING VANISHES IN CRISIS

Reference to a news article written by Iris West - Allen in the original Season 1 timeline of CW The Flash where Barry Allen is destined to vanish on APRIL 25 2024 while saving everyone from Crisis on Infinite Earths. This is a legendary moment in DCEU and its probably better than MCU Endgame tbh 🥶⚡

FLASH MISSING VANISHES IN CRISIS ⚡⚡⚡

by daddy bright April 25, 2024

Flash Gooning

The act of turning off the light at a rapid pace whilst stroking thy pener.

Last night my friend was flash gooning last night and it was making me worried.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018