face bump

A kiss without making the smooch sound

I wanted a real kiss, not a face bump!!

by budlightdraft June 2, 2015

Face Tits Ass Scale

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.

Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.

by Huntiar February 13, 2019

Face Melter

The effects of a heavy metal scream, so high pitched that your ear drums will explode and your eyes will liquify into nothing but white ooze.

Rob Halford: Vocalist for Judas Priest, his scream is a perfect example of a Face Melter...

by Eddie Riggs January 8, 2010

face glaze

Either a verb or noun.

Verb: The act of ejaculating on another's face

Noun: Semen sprayed liberally upon another's countenance.

Face glaze... creamy, tasty, sticky

by Knuckles92 January 2, 2008

Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008

Face Stalking

To make someone's Facebook page your homepage.

I've been face stalking Ryan ever since I had a crush on him.

by apr3ttycarcrash October 1, 2008

face nook

vagina. a place many people enjoy using as a nook for their face(commonly in the act or oral sex).

Wally: Yo, so what's good witcha new girl?

Joe: Ahh, son, she's illin. Got that perfect face nook, nah mean?

by difi October 17, 2008