Skip to main content

Hock a Dookie

If you Hock a Dookie while eating, that turd is going to land in your food.
by TheTrueBrawler January 25, 2022
mugGet the Hock a Dookie mug.

Boot scoot dookie

When you scoot around on the floor while releasing fecal matter leaving a long brown line on the floor.
Personhood wants to boot scoot dookie at John's house later"
Person 2"me"
Person 3" I would love to"
by Milfbanger420 May 1, 2022
mugGet the Boot scoot dookie mug.

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.
Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."
by Purpledandy June 2, 2022
mugGet the Hawking a dookie mug.

dook shute

rusty bullethole, brown star, anus, or sphincter. The focal point of the arse cleft. Often used in a sexual manner.
I eat dey dook shute....hey wanna shot from ma flask?
by sasKuach October 13, 2005
mugGet the dook shute mug.

floppy stinky donky lips

when a girl, preferably italians, have a large amount of labial tissue surrounding a vagina. When a girl is unclean, her overlapping labias stink
My best friend complains about his girlfriend's floppy stinky donky lips all the time.
by Mike Turner October 13, 2005
mugGet the floppy stinky donky lips mug.

doodyblunt

a large rolled marijuana cigar resembling fecal matter.
this weed stinks like a doody.

pass that doodyblunt.

dude that dood is a dank ass ape swinging like a dick from a vine. george of the weed jungle. watch out for that leaf.

"It's the future and I do what I want. I grow my own weed and smoke doodyblunts."- champnowhere
by Josh Santana August 16, 2009
mugGet the doodyblunt mug.

bajookie dookie

Gosh Nick is so bajookie dookie.
by the bad dick November 15, 2016
mugGet the bajookie dookie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email