The Perfect Catch

Not to be confused with "the one"
A bf/gf you love
and will not marry or stay with forever...

Reece and Kelsey, two teenagers, were in love and lust.
Obviously,
although kelsey thought they were going to get married one day
they were not meant to be forever.
That, is the perfect catch.
Catch the love, let it go, pass it on, let it show ;)

by Jay and Sessica August 27, 2009

catcholic

A word that resembles "catholic", yet is not. Because a true catholic would never run a religious school for profit right next to playboy mexico headquarters.

"Guey! I go to that catcholic school where the principal drives a 'vette and playboy ships from next door!"

"Chingon!"

by Fercho December 13, 2004

catch the fish that ate him

Do a complete and thorough job.

Uttered by Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard in 'The Fugative'

Head Illinois State Trooper: ...but only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.

by DasImperator October 26, 2008

Craptcha Code

When a Captcha Code system comes up with crappy match requests, like math symbols, foreign characters, smeared or blurred letters, indistinguishable letter "l" and number "1", or a non-word.

Dude - where's the capital sigma on my keyboard for this Craptcha Code?

by andy turudic February 14, 2012

catching the crazy turkey

Having vigorous sex in a bed after capturing a wild turkey and killing a chicken.

You and Lindsay have been catching the crazy turkey over in her bed

by Stjimmy December 13, 2014

catch my hands

Calling Someone out to fight

"Come catch my hands after school bitch ass hoe "

by justindrewbieberisdaddy July 3, 2016

chatchka

A small, useless object that is usually cheap and easy to lose.
A chatchka is usually given as a gift
Eg. A souvenir from another country

Friend 1: my granny got me another chatchka to add to the collection

Friend 2: lucky! I always end up losing mine

by Diamond xox June 6, 2016