Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024

by spudsy_mccornedbeef February 22, 2021

wall clock is a character from pororo the little penguin, he is tontong's assitant, he's also so so BUT SO HOT that he should be on sexypedia wiki, he might also be the first clock sexyman ever
by _voidofthemoonxx_ March 1, 2024

Jaidah:I’m turning 13 this year i’m gonna be off the clock!! Mariah:I’ll be off the clock next year im still 12
by Riahriah February 21, 2024

clocked is a more sophisticated way of saying “you ate”, or you “cooked”
its way to congratulate someone for doing something well,
or when someone insults another really good
its way to congratulate someone for doing something well,
or when someone insults another really good
Person 1: Girl shut up you’re ugly
Person 2: Shut up atleast my hair ain’t raggedy
Person 3: LOL, person 2 clocked you
Person 2: Shut up atleast my hair ain’t raggedy
Person 3: LOL, person 2 clocked you
by HamAJPW January 23, 2025

A unit of measuring time regarding someone who's punctuality gene was switched off at birth,Punctually challenged
There is no rush, (Kuntikintae) said she was on her way so we likely won't see her for 12 to 48+hrs because she operates on the Kuntikintae Clock
by Chef Boy R Deranged June 6, 2025

When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.
Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks
by pseudonym=steve April 19, 2020
