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cuddle slut

A person who appears to be obsessive in nature when it comes to the act of cuddling. This person may use social media sites such as tumblr, twitter, or Facebook to reach out to the public masses in desperation to find an individual who will be up for some cuddling.

What this person is really saying is that they are an extremely lonely individual who has severe problems with relationships and often suffers from break-ups which he/she thought was going to last "forever". In an attempt to suppress the raging fury within, they seek a cuddle buddy to help soothe these irritations.

It usually begins by the cuddle slut contacting the unsuspecting victim and offering a movie and sky vodka preferably in a college dorm setting.
Sabrina: "Hey, I love cuddling!!! I just suffered a heart-breaking emotional break-up with my unemotional friend. Will you please cuddle/fuck/smoke a joint with me????? I need attention!! Boo-Hoo!! My life is an emotional train wreck and I never listen to good advice from wise sages when I have the opportunity to!!

Victim: Good god! What is this thing!? Oh yeah, a cuddle slut. I've read about those things before. Scary creatures. (shivers)
by The Branch Davidians October 6, 2012
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Ciddle

The act of tickling another person's butthole.
It felt awkward when Ren ciddled me last night, but secretly I liked it.
by FumiFuckFace May 23, 2015
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yankee candle

Pouring hot wax over an erect penis for sexual pleasure
by birdman29 December 13, 2014
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Candler

A town in North Carolina that is right next to Asheville.
Hey is Candler that one town next to the gayest city in the world?!?!?!
by XxsakuraxXibloom4u August 4, 2008
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roman candle

This is what happens right before a man gives a money shot. The act of shaking your penis like a roman candle and having sporatic splooge shots like a roman candle would.
"Man, I gave her a roman candle she won't ever forget....right in the eye."
by jbizzle15 October 24, 2007
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Cuddlefish

Oderus Urungus's huge prosthetic wang dangling between his legs.
Oderus's cuddlefish busted all over the crowd!
by jagermonsta November 16, 2006
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cuddlefuck

Someone who screws up cuddling by trying to push for sexual activity when all you want to do is cuddle.
You cuddlefuck! Get away from me!
by cazort August 27, 2003
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