Computard 

A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.

Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!

Computard by Joshwalla May 23, 2009

conputer 

something a complete moron says instead of computer, usually somebody who hasn't hit puberty yet.

It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness.

conputer by Stan's Mother June 18, 2010

computering 

(v)Completing a task that requires knowledge and understanding of a computer. Can be associated with software or hardware.

Tracy was hired despite her poor verbal and computering skills.

computering by TMMI July 12, 2008

mdg computers 

A Canadian Computer manufacturer known for their sub par componants and service.

You went to MDG Computers? ewww

mdg computers by Joe Foster May 21, 2006

Apple Computers 

Door stops

my apple computer keeps my door opened.

Apple Computers by Evolutiontimesten January 17, 2004

Cumputer 

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

Cumputer by John The Savage February 19, 2015

dell computers 

thee most POS computer you could EVER buy!! non-upgradable, non-compatable, non-good

Dude your getting a GATEWAY!!!!

dell computers by Viperlord February 27, 2003