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Dirt Badger 

noun.
1. Any person who is not a white Protestant male.
2. A particularly promiscuous woman
3. The skin between the anus and the scrotum (see also gooch and taint)
4. Any person who is not an African Muslim.
5. Someone with an extreme longing for wedding cake.
6. A powerful spell that, when cast, causes the recipient to lose violent control of their bowels.
I went to Detroit, and saw a bunch of stinking dirt badgers selling coke on the corner.

Dude, we ran a train on your mom last night! Told you she was a dirt badger!

I haven't had a bath in a month. My dirt badger smells like death.

Death to all infidels, and American dirt badgers!

Ever since I saw that show "Cake Boss," I've been a complete dirt badger.

So I cast dirt badger with my Level 31 mage and totally made the enemy Orcs shit all over themselves.
Dirt Badger by Nuke Fandango June 18, 2011
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growl at the badger 

A word used to describe the act of performing oral sex upon a female.
"what the fuck did you do last night dave!?"
"I scored a babe, pulled her pants down and had a growl at the badger!"
One of the most badness act ever committed with the calamity of evil lurking in the licentiousness of revolting offensive behavior.
damien, you're so bad and so evil as if you are the mighty Hades, the ruler of the underworld himself. you are so badevil .. .+
badevil by kruegar August 25, 2011

the baddest 

yo who’s that?” “her? oh that’s taliyah. the baddest.”

“i’m literally the baddest like what?” -motha
the baddest by unknown1__ March 28, 2023
1. Misetinger who can't spell and can often be a real jackass, but is sometimes cool.
Your spelling is almost as bad as badguy's!
...almost.
badguy by BDD February 5, 2003
A woodland creature that, while you sleep off a night of imbibing intoxcating spirits, will kick you in the stomach, spit on your face and rape the inside of your head

ALSO

A general purpose noun (or verb) that can replace any similar word
Steve - Mate, you look awful - heavy night?
John - *Groan* Fucking badger got me


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Steve - Could you pass me that badger?
Jonh - Badger it yourself
Badger by B@tty December 24, 2008
A girl who is tricked into thinking that they are there “mans” girl when really they were just flirted with for benefits I.e uck , noddy or sex
Friend of roadman: is that charlie? Are yu cuffed
Roadman: are you buzzing me cuff her nah she’s just my badderz
Badderz by Happybananas May 15, 2018