wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.

Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.

by aveman0204 June 14, 2016

dick wipe

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.

Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?

by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016

jack wipe

Another term for sponge rag, jizz rag or cum rag.

This annoying jack wipe stole my shoes!

by Hearshotkid_2113 March 1, 2023

weird wipe

A wipe that was not asked for or needed.

ew, that was a weird wipe.

by themattblackshow October 31, 2017

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016

Wipe Wednesday

Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg

I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday

by rn30 April 20, 2024

Curtain Wiping

When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.

I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.

by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018