1 wiper

When you take a shit and you only have to wipe once

I hate wiping after shitting, good thing that was a 1 wiper

by The ether April 25, 2016

idaho windshield wiper

Step 1) Grab a well cooked potato
Step 2) Drill, or mash a hole in it, the shape and/or circumference of your penis
Step 3) Find a women who is willing to do go through with this
Step 4) Insert potato into preferred orifice
Step 5) When she has to shit, make sure to get it all over that damn potato
Step 6) Pull out when your ready, and jam the fucking potato in her mouth
Step 7) Make sure to leave a hefty facial, then rub all the shit, and whatever else managed to get into the mix, over her face, then leave to eat the potato
Step 8) Make sure to lock the door on your way out

Philipson: So did you give her the idaho windshield wiper?
Timothy: Fuck yeah I did, that bitch never saw my spud coming.

by Mr. Starfruit May 15, 2016

Pussy wiped

When a male is so wiped on a girl, he becomes a bitch and dose anything and everything she wants.

1. Did you hear? Dakota's so pussy wiped he bent down and tied Hanna's shoe.

2. Nic dident hangout with his guy friends because he's so pussy wiped

by Zak2fly April 26, 2010

wiped out

bein really tired or having no money

wiped out on funds.

my units are all wiped out.

im goin back to my nest to wipeout

by spanky May 25, 2003

8 wiper

a real messy shit that takes around 8 wipes to get a clean bit of toilet roll after youve wiped your arse.

"How did it go?"
"not very good, it was an 8 wiper again"

by Lance Pickard August 28, 2005

Wiper

A wiper is often used to describe the penis of a person who enjoys to wipe it across the faces of others.

Jimmy is always in trouble for having his wiper out and wiping Maratha in class.

by KiLlEdByArAyGuN August 11, 2012

Wiped

The act of being extremely tired.

I just finished my workout, I'm totally wiped.

by Kyra Blue July 15, 2017