utah utes

An overrated school that won a BCS game twice and thinks theyre the baddest team on the planet.

utah utes: we won a bcs bowl!!!!

everyone else: whoop dee doo...now shut the fuck up.

by UTESUK October 5, 2009

UTSF

Up the shut fuck you must, yoda's take of shut the fuck up.

dude just UTSF, your speaking out of your ass

by BackFlip October 30, 2007

Utah

A multi 'be my honey' hived State belonged of these fifty united which, many feel that such taken land, the federal government should once again, immediately reintroduce above ground nuclear testing!

Utah is now abuzz and it's not for the bees!

by gravy111 November 1, 2010

UTA

Acronym for "Up The Ass"

Dude 1: How far did you get with my sister last night?

Dude 2: Fucked her UTA!

by monkeytumble June 1, 2011

ute

Short for uterus. A derogatory term for describing a woman, as it implies that her only useful purpose is producing offspring.

Jane's only talent is having kids. She's a real ute.

by Jake in NYC January 11, 2006

UTB=NB

A popular call prior to sculling or shotting alcohol.

Up The Bum... No babies

Loft glass in air

Person 1: Up the bum
Rest: No babies

Variation

Person 1: UTB
Rest: equals NB

UTB=NB

by Ryza May 9, 2006

UTFM

Understand The Fucking Manual. Used in response to 1337 h4xx0r d00dz telling one to RTFM after they politely asked for help.

I'd RTFM, but I can't UTFM.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia June 11, 2006