"UTFM" or "Up the Fuckin Murray" is a gang like association of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islanders. Although well known amongst the Ipswich, Australia area, the criminal activities of the organization are not well documented. Some notable achievements of the group include tagging in and around the heart of Ipswich and Hijacking a train to use as podium to educate the passengers on their colloquial, indigenous musical stylings. The group has been known to use makeshift weapons such as bottles and “trolley bars” to fend off or attack any opponent that they assume they can defeat.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!