Yoda's

Wrinkled saggy tits

Also see Baby Yoda's

Yikes that girl got Yoda's

by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Yoda's stick

A stick that is better then bacon

Yoda: My stick is better then bacon
Yoda's Stick

by Meme.Sovjet January 20, 2020

Aim It's Yoda

A perfectly designed code to confuse anyone willing to take it's test. (Recommended IQ > 110)

Me: Look who it is.
You: Aim it's Yoda

by aymetz August 1, 2019

I know why Yoda sighs…

I know why Yoda sighs… — The helpless, exasperated, ejaculation uttered when someone who is suppose to be watching your back completely misses the mark.

Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.

The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.

Luke had one job…ONE JOB!!!!!!!

And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

And Yoda sighed!!!!!

You had one job…one motherfucking job…and you blew it; YOU BLEW IT…now I know why Yoda sighs…how could you have fucked that up!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Yoda Stick

A yoda stick is a glow in the dark condom.

Dude I need to buy some more yoda sticks for me and my girl.

by SAM:> April 15, 2009

Yoda Syndrome

The syndrome of getting your sentences muddled when under pressure or being made nervous, so one sounds like Yoda from Star Wars i.e. when a person you are attracted to starts talking to you.

Josh: Hey Mandy, What you doing this weekend?
Mandy: Going mum with shoppin at the mall.
Josh: What?
Mandy: (Gets embarrased)I totally have Yoda Syndrome

by Auntyherbs March 8, 2007

Yoda Scroda

When you apply a big goop of lube over your eyelids while an elderly primordial dwarf grinds his balls against them.

Sam gave Matt a Yoda Scroda while screaming "YODA SCRODA!"

by Aunt Gemima August 16, 2014