When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.
by mememepickles February 21, 2025
Get the grey gardeningmug. I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Get the Garden hosemug. Holcomb Garden Center closing after 52 years as new shopping centers planned for Hixson, Fort Oglethorpe sites
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Get the Holcomb Garden Centermug. People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
Get the Garden hosemug. Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
Get the Night Gardenermug. Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.
by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019
Get the gradient gardenmug. "Hey, heard you just got back from the Hanging Gardens of Babylon!"
"Yeah it was cool, they were cultivating Heaven's Lettuce there."
"Yeah it was cool, they were cultivating Heaven's Lettuce there."
by Roe Jogan September 2, 2019
Get the Hanging Gardens of Babylonmug.