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Sympathy Dump

noun
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.
Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps

You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?

Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.

You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.
by The_Honey_Badger December 31, 2014
mugGet the Sympathy Dumpmug.

Roump Dump

-noun a pile of shit given forth by the small oval headed kid named johnny.

-verb when you go to someone elses house and you feel like beating off from hot girls around you and you ask to go to the bathroom for more than an hour where you proceed to give yourself a blumpkin while thinking of the girl you saw. You then jizz in the toilet and shit on it, this is the roump dump
Man I went to Louis's house the other day and I swear Nick took a roump dump to Pamela!!!

Dont ever take roump dumps to Nikki cause she gets off to that!
by The219greekman June 9, 2010
mugGet the Roump Dumpmug.

Diesel Dump

The art of putting a S#!t load of diesel down an hot exhaust and watching the white oily goodness erupt!
Sayer grab the Diesel Dumper, i have the Jerry we are going to dump this Excell!!
MANNNNNNNNNN
by PR35TY November 16, 2011
mugGet the Diesel Dumpmug.

war dumping

Weaponizing several people’s shit into a weapon of war. Not to be confused with the lesser assault pooping.
Fuck it. We are war dumping the fuck out of the NRA. It’s only fair at this point. Call for some of Carlos’s spicy burritos. The five pounders. Yeah. Ten dozen.
by Kingleil May 8, 2018
mugGet the war dumpingmug.

Belly dump

A women that has had so many loads dumped on her belly that she is referred to as a belly dump
That bitch is so slutty she is a belly dump.
by Tenag August 9, 2016
mugGet the Belly dumpmug.

Drive By Dumping

The act of driving a vehicle past a target and sticking your ass out of the window, letting out a stream of shit so hard that it will cause bodily harm to your target via shit.
Damn, did you hear about that Drive By Dumping that just happened on Third Street? Crazy Man.
by seant708 August 11, 2019
mugGet the Drive By Dumpingmug.

Skunk and Dump

When you rip a deadly fart and leave the party.
Victim: Oh Shit! He skunk and dump.
Perp: Later! (Already in the hallway)
by bebopinator December 27, 2011
mugGet the Skunk and Dumpmug.

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