10% Toilet

When you take so long on the toilet, you use up 10% of your iPhone battery playing games.

That was one hell of a chilli last night bob, I just had a 10% toilet!

by Danno81 March 17, 2011

Eau De Toilette

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?

stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.

by lolicakes April 9, 2011

Toilet Meeting

The definition of this word means to go and plop a shit in the commode.

Can we hurry this up? Cause I have a toilet meeting I have to attend to.

by Quentin_B. March 3, 2007

TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM

An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.

Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.

by genniex March 7, 2010

Toilet Marriage

When one is sits upon the toilet seat for to long and get s up to find they have a giant red ring around their ass, somewhat resembling a wedding band.

Dude I had the runs real bad and I ended up having a toilet marriage.

by phillup onya March 9, 2010

Toileteer

A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany

My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!

by America's Angel November 14, 2010

Toilet Taint

The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.

Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.

by Cherrubim March 27, 2011