wasted penguin

A young person who can burn the elite.

that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.

by boyhitstruck September 25, 2017

Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.

ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes

by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020

Societical penguin

One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.

Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!

by Redeyedrummer1977 June 02, 2019

Penguin

a cool bird who can slide on snow and ice like nothing, will kill you on sight.

Penguins have took over the world.

by UkieHacker March 10, 2021

Penguin

When you are very in love with someone but your relationship together does not “fly.” (Rarely works out)

Most birds can fly, however penguins are one of the few that cannot.

“We had to break up for good this time. Yet he will always be my penguin.”

by chickenflavorpacket June 17, 2024

Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.

I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin

by Boner Forest October 22, 2018

penguin interaction

sex from the penguin bunghole that will usually never happen and roots from the latin word -hopeless

i have been waiting for some penguin interaction

by yallnowhoiam October 05, 2007