The Flying Taint

a professional wrestling technique used once an opponent is knocked down and will be a while before getting up. the person performing this technique climbs up the turnbuckle to the top rope. he then wait until his opponent finally stands up and leaps backward with his legs spread to expose his taint. the goal of this technique is to slap your taint across your opponents face with great force, both stunning and humiliating him.

man 1: "did you see ray mysterio give that guy the flying taint last night?"

man 2: "that shit was CLASSIC. i bet that guy has never felt such humiliation before."

by feldpar February 17, 2009

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The Taint

The second movie in a trilogy.

If Attack of the Clones is the taint, Revenge of the Sith is definitely the asshole.

by frankiewashcloth July 8, 2010

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lick my taint

Common saying of the Kurtis Nausbaum!

Lick my taint mofo!

by lick_my_taint January 10, 2012

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Bruise taint

When someone lifts there ball sack and someone else smacks them on there taint (gooch).

dude last night Sandra got kinky and gave me a bruise taint

by Josh n florida February 18, 2011

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Licking taint

When you’re/someone (is) kissing ass so much to get something for so long that you’re no longer kissing ass you’re licking taint.

(Trying to achieve something by sucking up to someone, but having to double the amount of sucking up, to advance on the reaching of ones goal.)

(Relates to terms like, ass kissing, suck my dick, suck a left nut/tit, screw you, gtfo, and lick my balls ( ligma ). )

Bro Jordan has been kissing Sarah’s ass for months, now he’s just licking taint.

by Goatking69420 July 31, 2018

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