swimming

When your so drunk your vision gets all wavy, and you feel like your swimming

I drank so much shitty K im straight swimming

by gingersintown November 20, 2019

swimpotent

The inability to swim; unable to swim properly

“Yo is he drowning?”
“No, he’s just swimpotent.”

by FalconF January 25, 2020

swimming

People who like to get wet together

"He was so wet after his swimming competition'

by TheGodessOfTheUniverse22 February 24, 2020

Swimming

The act of not drowning

I was swimming in the big surf at Venice beach

by BananaColadahelpme.. February 26, 2020

Swimming

The only true sport that should be appreciated in the athletics world more. Swimming is the only skill that can save your life, drowning? You swim. Playing football, soccer, basketball etc. I respect them all since they're all difficult sports of them own, but swimming hits different because you can't always breathe. To all the salty xc runners who say swimming isn't a sport, you're not doing so bright either. Believe me. You guys just seem to run away from your problems all the time. And them pencil thin arms and booty-shorts... our guys have speedos which is hot. But to those who are chill with us, we chill with you too. Every sport is hard in their own way but swimming is the hardest. You can't always breathe and you're going against water resistance 24/7. No wonder our bodies are built so fine

Swimmer : "I went swimming today"
Non-swimmer: "what did you do?"
Swimmer: "easy 1200"
Non-swimmer: "1200 laps?!"

by swimmingisthebestsport May 9, 2020

Swimmer

A person that is extremely hot and sexy. The boys get ripped and the girls have hot body's. Swimmers are the most sexually active out of everyone that plays sports. Swimmers are disciplined, determined, driven, and did I mention..EXTREMELY HOT.

Girl: I'm so glad I'm a swimmer :))))

by ayeimataurus:) May 13, 2020

swimich

After swimming all day, it is the sandwich that ends all sandwiches.

*After a day on the river* Bruh, this is the best goddamn tomato swimich I’ve ever eaten in my fucking life. Let’s watch cartoons, take a nap, and hit the river again.

by Brady1985 June 3, 2020