Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

power stroke

The final keystroke of a co-worker’s composition indicating that the arduous task is now complete. The power stroke is always louder and more aggressive than the preceding keystrokes.

I can tell when Joe is ready for lunch by his power stroke and paper shuffling.

by Sol Saks July 5, 2023

Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023

stroke salute

To masturbate to in honor of someone while imagining them or viewing pictures or video of them.

I don’t find Lady Gaga all the attractive, but I gave her a stroke salute last night because I find her persona so damn sexy.

by Chaz Bently September 16, 2021

Hershey Stroking

Whenever you’re horny and have diarrhea so you decide to start jorkin’ it on the toilet with the Hershey Squirts around your cock.

Friend: Hey, man. You wanna hop on a Discord call?

You: Sorry, I’m doing the Hershey Stroking

by AppleMgee123 April 7, 2025

stroke goat

to masturbate

you shouldn’t stroke the goat in public
- stroke goat

by oopsorry December 14, 2019

word stroke

The moment when you have an idea inside your head, but you have a hard time saying it out loud since you're finding the suitable word in your head. Usually happens when speaking your second/third/nth language.

Note: This is different than the speech disorder "stuttering". Word stroke can happen to anyone.

"You know Andy, I think this show is..."
"Is what, Ray?"
"Is...is..."
"?"

"I'M HAVING A WORD STROKE!"

by ubon September 21, 2020