An awesome guy with the best sense of humour and a smile to light up the world. He always has a good sense of style and smells amazing. He’ll make your heart skip a beat when you get a text or call no matter how small the message is. His talent is giving you butterflies and making you feel special and if you’re having a bad day you can always turn to satchmo for a laugh. If you’re ever lucky enough to get to know this guy you’re absolutely blessed, never let him go. He’s gr8 in bed, especially the making u look like a satchmo.
by Chlobear420 June 16, 2022
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Fat assed Shelley bent over in front of me, and her cunt reeked so bad I went into snatchaphylaxis, started chocking and turning red, and her dumb as mother kept asking me, "What's a matter?" "What's a matter?" Damn! What does Smelley Shelley wash her rotten cooch with, a cadaver's intestines?
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When a woman's beaver smells so bad you go into anaphylaxis (can't breathe) because the smell literally took your breath away!
Fat assed Shelley bent over in front of me, and her cunt reeked so bad I went into snatchaphylaxis, started chocking and turning red, and her dumb ass mother kept asking me, "What's a matter?" "What's a matter?" Damn! What does Smelley Shelley wash her rotten cooch with, a cadaver's intestines?
by Tortured by Tuna Cooches July 31, 2022
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Get the Snatch Burglar mug.when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia
oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release
by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023
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Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.
Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.
*Driving down the road.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”
by poptartman780 October 6, 2023
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by Jody South November 1, 2023
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