splashin

When someone is struggling in a social situation. Like downing in a conversation/ action. Drowning on land

"I will leave your ass if you don't stop splashin'."

"I can't even watch this shit... this dude is splashin' up a storm."

"We gotta go.... this dude is splashin'"

by laundrycard June 28, 2016

Spasmoid

The definition of a spasmoid is a Mexican thicc daddy, who originate from the jungles in Acapulco. They usually are fierce and dangerous during sex. Spasmoids are someone you want in ur life

I’m going to go fuck spasmoid, dream atruro

by carlosACmiran September 13, 2019

Genital Jungle Splash

poop that makes a big plop sound when it reaches the toilet

hey im a little embarassed. I'm afraid they heard that genital jungle splash i just did.

by portopottytipper!!!aahahahahahawlkjh;sldkjf January 14, 2005

Splashdown

Often caused by excess alcohol consumtion. the act of urinating over people/objects while asleep, it is common for the person not to notice til the next morning

Great guys, Splashdown all over the sofa last night.

by boomboomchiccaboom June 22, 2010

Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009

splashback

The memory of a previously experienced wet dream.

Hey man, the other day i had the most righteous and kickass wet dream. I totally just remembered, what a great splashback.

by Kwanna LayM3 May 30, 2010

splash damage

the worst kind of damage

the damn negro beaver splash damged me while i was walking to lipinskis

by oakville thugz May 1, 2005