self shocker

Accidently plunging your finger/fingers into anus,once and not enjoying it, during the act of wiping. Usually because of inadequate wiping material. Doing this repeatedly falls under self gratification.

That toiletpaper is so thin I just got a self shocker.

by Justin S February 7, 2005

Shock Horror

1) A word to replace 'Oh my god', or 'omg', and so on, or to express your emotions (shock and horror, duuh)

2) Can also be used when surprised.

1)
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.

Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!

2)
Rapist: Surprise!

Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!

by The Muffin... Woman. July 18, 2009

shocker

Two in the pinky one in the stinky.

Wait you arent going to do the shocker on me are you?

by Kerr July 22, 2008

Jerry Shocker

Jerry Garcia was missing his middle finger.
So two in butt one in vagina.

See Shocker...

So two in butt one in vagina.

by Dr. Krak June 10, 2006

Prophylactic Shock

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken

When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.

by iRustin January 2, 2010

Shock Absorbers

A pair of ladyz boobs :)

" Nice set of Shock Absorbers"

by Brad Nye September 28, 2008

Photo-shock

The act of editing or cropping a picture to make one's self appear more attractive than they actually are

Her profile picture was a pretty cute close-up of her face. The full body shot however told a much different story. She was a total fatty. I got photo-shocked.

by TheyCallMeTheGambler January 23, 2009