Short bus

A bus for kids with brain damage.

Oh that guy rides a short bus, he probably like logan paul.

by Bruh moment 69420 yeet man December 16, 2019

short pp

when someone is obviously short and is a super straight

Tobi: hey Gglo i think Dallas is a short pp
Gglo: ya your right
Dallas: hey

by Gglo kennedy January 27, 2022

buzzed shorts

A level of intoxication prior to being wastey pants.

Usually on the cusp of having a good night but not quite sure what type of bad decisions you may make.

"I hope that girl decides to go from buzzed shorts to wastey pants tonight... I wanna make bad decisions with her."

by Efffsandwich December 22, 2013

naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

by nobody of interest January 29, 2021

Short+Gay

Short+gay=Sereena

Someone: Hey can you tell me what short+gay=
Someone: It is sereena

by NotDoc March 05, 2022

short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

by Soxoff January 24, 2012

party shorts

Name for cargo shorts worn on a BAMF. Don't even.

"Friday night - got my party shorts on. So much storage space. Guys, let's get weird!"
"OMG look at those dudes with party shorts. *giggle* I can't even contain myself. 'Hey boys, call me and I'll suck your c0*k!"

by seattleantihipster April 30, 2013