by Poopenberg December 29, 2016
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by NotDoc March 05, 2022
n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)
2. Short trips to the bathroom.
2. Short trips to the bathroom.
"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."
by Soxoff January 24, 2012
"Friday night - got my party shorts on. So much storage space. Guys, let's get weird!"
"OMG look at those dudes with party shorts. *giggle* I can't even contain myself. 'Hey boys, call me and I'll suck your c0*k!"
"OMG look at those dudes with party shorts. *giggle* I can't even contain myself. 'Hey boys, call me and I'll suck your c0*k!"
by seattleantihipster April 30, 2013